PROMOTIONAL VIDEO

LOOK AT THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER MADE:

MEDIA DARLING

TIME OUT NEW YORK SAYS OF I WILL CRUSH YOU: "THE TITLE/CONCEPT SCORES AN OUT-LOUD LAUGH."
AND I DON'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR PAPER.
YET.

A WOMAN SECOND IN COMMAND

REALLY?
COME ON.

84,000 IS IMPRESSIVE?

PAH.
COME ON.

AS A REMINDER...

I HAVE A SHOW ON THE 9TH, 16TH AND 23RD OF SEPTEMBER AT THE MAGNET THEATER. IT IS AT 9:30PM.
I WANT TO DO THIS SHOW ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE THAN I WANT TO DO THIS BLOG.
WHICH IS TO SAY NOT AT ALL.
STALIN IS HILARIOUS HA HA HA

STALIN IS IN JUST ABOUT THE WORST MOOD IMAGINABLE.

THAT IS ALL.

THAT LAST POST

THAT WAS MAUDLIN. ENTIRELY NOT BEFITTING A RULER OF MY STATUS. A MISTAKE. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN. STALIN IS STRONG, LIKE A ROCK.
BUT I WILL LEAVE IT UP RATHER THAN PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST. IT PROVIDES A VALUABLE LESSON. EVEN THE STRONGEST AMONG US CAN WEAKEN FROM TIME TO TIME. EVEN THOSE LUCKY FEW LIKE MYSELF WHO KNOW THE PRIDE OF SEEMINGLY UNWAVERING STRENGTH CAN KNOW AS WELL, IN A FLEETING SENSE, THE CRUSHING DOUBT THAT MOST OF YOU WHO READ THIS BLOG LIVE YOUR LIVES WITHIN.
STALIN HAS TAKEN A RISK WITH THIS BLOG, AND YOU HAVE REWARDED HIM WITH YOUR LOVE AND READERSHIP.
THIS IS GOOD.