ANOTHER DAY.

THE LIGHTS ARE DOWN. ANOTHER SHOW IS DONE.
I'VE DONE THE MATH. I PASSED THE 18,000 MARK SOMETIME THIS YEAR.
THE SHOW NEVER ENDS.
THE SHOW NEVER CHANGES.
IT ALWAYS STARTS THE SAME WAY, I RUSH ON, KNOWING IT WILL BE THE SHOW THAT MAKES THE WORLD AWARE OF ME AGAIN. THE SHOW THAT MAKES PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME. THEY WILL RAISE ME UP AND MAKE ME THEIR KING ONCE AGAIN.
IT ALWAYS ENDS THE SAME WAY, DEFEAT. PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND. THEY LAUGH. THEY LEAVE. I STAY.
I DO IT AGAIN.
I DEFEATED HITLER. I MADE AMERICA AFRAID TO SLEEP. I RULED HALF THE WORLD'S LANDMASS. MY ENEMIES DIED AT A WORD FROM MY LIPS.
AND NOW I HAVE TO DO A SHOW FOR YOU. AT THE MAGNET THEATER. 254 W 29TH ST AT 8TH AVE. NY. SEPT 9TH, 16TH, 23RD. 9:30PM.
GOD. IT'S ONLY 5 DOLLARS. IT SELLS ITSELF AND YET I MUST SELL IT TO YOU.
IF I MISSED MY MOTHER, THIS WOULD BE THE POINT AT WHICH I SAID 'I MISS MY MOTHER.'