A FEW NOTES

YES I AM REALLY JOSEPH STALIN, BACK FROM THE DEAD.
ADDITIONALLY, YES, I AM DOING A SHOW AT THE MAGNET THEATER ON TUESDAY SEPT 9TH, 16TH, AND 23RD AT 9:30.
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS SHOW.
OR THIS BLOG.
BUT I HAVE TO. AND I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO DO SOMETHING HALFWAY.
THIS WILL, THEREFORE, BE THE BEST BLOG YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
AS WELL, THE SHOW, I WILL CRUSH YOU, WILL BE THE BEST SHOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
FEEL YOURSELF GROW WARM AT MY REASSURANCE.